sexylibrarian1:

aughtpunk:

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

Need immediately please

dqnquality:

partyshoggoth:

Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir

lemonsharks:

curseworm:

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

spork:

ethereal-blackgirl:

I don’t want to ‘feel’ empowered. I want to be empowered. Where is my fucking land? Or my higher position in society? Why are women supposed to feel grateful about a ‘feeling’? Whilst men are actually empowered.

Wow. I’ve literally never thought about it this way.

breastforce:

wikilifeadvice:

limit pasta consumption

blocked

softgrlfriend:

let’s play a game called i don’t know what i’m feeling or if i’m feeling anything at all so i’m just going to detach myself from everything